Member since 2024
Holy cow, in metallic black, all slimed up with X-Lube, this guy in XXL looks just like a lost little hentai-verse xenomorph looking for a tight, stretchy, warm place to call home, which is exactly what I wanted. I’ve only made it halfway over the bulge so far, but I’m determined to take it all!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
It feels so good, going in, and I love that it's oval so it can stretch my hole without my narrow bones getting in the way. I really wish there was something between the LG/XL and XXXL in terms of circumference, though, and preferably much shorter. If the bulge split the difference between those two sizes and the bottom had the width of the LG/XL at the top, and the length was more like the medium or even closer to the small, this would be perfection. It's always so annoying to have to put up with so much length when wanting something larger around but still wanting it to be something I can ride rather than just a plug.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
It's a Alien
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Excellent quality and great design.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
yea love the toy, love the colour, love the firmness, its like my fav toy now and boy is it big. I look frorward o completing this one for sure. A bit bummed out at having to paid the taxes to import to the UK but thats nothing to do with the product or the service from Mr Hankey's
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
This size toy is not for the beginner. It was a challenge. I can get just a bit over half of the toy in. I will continue the challenge. see me try on Porn Hub, Is still a pleasurable experience. The Toy is well made.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Perfect
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Wife says it’s her new favorite and best toy she owns.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
The knot on this thing is amazing once you get it inside!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
This thing is a beast. Great detail and texture, and the “knot” pushes my wife over the edge as soon as she stretches out enough to take it. Maybe a touch too flexible since it’s so big and heavy for good thrusting control, would order a stiffer option if I did it again
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Stunning sensation.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Amazing toy! It’s hard to get passed the bump and I will one day! Feels great to take the head and work my way down
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Super quality, best orgasms EVER
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
There is no design out there like this wonderful well made toy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Honestly, I'm psyched on this toy, but my eyes were definitely bigger than my cunt with this one... it was silly of me to think that the dimensions of the medium would be "too small!!"
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
The largest knot I've had to adjust to, but absolutely beautifully crafted. A must for any Alien fan tbh.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
We purchased the medium size. It was on time and relatively quick for delivery. The toys I bought in the past for eccentric dildos has only been from Bad Dragon; the quality is the same and the delivery much much faster. I will not be going back to BD after dealing with Hanky's. The one complaint I received from my partner is positioning; she experienced a moment of discomfort from a "small edge" while she negotiated this monster into her baby-maker. Regardless, it was a Win for everyone involved. Its a huge alien toy and I am sure there will be discomfort. I didnt give it five stars only because she has not raved about it or brought it up into the bedroom for more fun. Again though, most of us dont run a marathon a day and Alien Breeder is a feat!!. Highly recommended for you horror fans.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Go big or go home!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Great soft texture . Bit of more than I can chew . But love a challenge lol
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Great soft texture . Bit of mire than I can chew . But love a challenge lol
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
ALIEN BREEDER - XXXL: It's the perfect size; anything thicker would be unusable. But, it could use a spine of some sort. The medium firm density is perfect for squeezability, but, if you're still a little too tight (like me), trying to get over the hump in the middle, it bends, squeezes out, and slides across the floor :( Almost made it over the hump - I could do it if it was just a little less bend-y.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I bought the medium size and received it within a week. it is probably too early for a real evaluation. I have trouble going from 2.25" to 2.5" diameter. but, at my last anal session this weekend, I almost managed to pass the largest diameter. Good and pretty texture and I hope it will last a long time.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I don't like to review but this this time i did. Figure out why...
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
This is a monster for me. I can't get it in halfway. But, OMG, it's a lot of fun trying. Very satisfying
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Great quality. My lady loves it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
What a dorky and BEAUTIFUL dildo!!! There is amazing detail in the Xenomorph, and it's absolutely perfect for ANY Sci-Fi fan! I was blessed to get beautiful coloring with glitter, and it's sooooo insanely beautiful!!! I finally took it for the first time, and was so surprised at how incredible all the ridges feel. Truly a work of art!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Alien Breeder - Small
Circumference near head (rim):
4.75" 12.07cm
Circumference near middle:
6.87" 17.45cm
Circumference near base:
5.37" 13.64cm
Overall length:
8.50" 21.59cm
Insertable length:
7.50" 19.05cm
Texture:
Both smooth and highly textured
Strapon Ring Size:
NA
Alien Breeder - Medium
Circumference near head (rim):
6.25" 15.88cm
Circumference near middle:
8.75" 22.23cm
Circumference near base:
6.87" 17.45cm
Overall length:
10.62" 26.97cm
Insertable length:
9.37" 23.80cm
Texture:
Both smooth and highly textured
Strapon Ring Size:
2.50" 6.35cm
Alien Breeder - LG/XL
Circumference near head (rim):
8.30" 21.08cm
Circumference near middle:
10.62" 26.97cm
Circumference near base:
8.87" 22.53cm
Overall length:
12.50" 31.75cm
Insertable length:
11.37" 28.88cm
Texture:
Both smooth and highly textured
Strapon Ring Size:
3.00" 7.62cm
Alien Breeder - XXXL
Circumference near head (rim):
9.50" 24.13cm
Circumference near middle:
12.50" 31.75cm
Circumference near base:
10.25" 26.04cm
Overall length:
15.00" 38.10cm
Insertable length:
13.37" 33.96cm
Texture:
Both smooth and highly textured
Strapon Ring Size:
NA
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
