Member since 2024
Really happy with this perfectly formed example. I think 40% soft might be my preferred feel.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Quite filling at the bottom of the hump. I got this in medium firm but 75% soft may have been better as it is quite stiff even at the tip. It takes me some time to negotiate the sigmoid until I find the right position. The dimples add a nice texture along the way. An aside not specifically related to this model. I tried it in purple, which looks almost black under most lights.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
My biggest toy I own now. It’ll take some practice to conquer it. Well made with good materials.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
OMG. This is one of the best toys yet. The texture feels amazing, then you hit that slight bulge near the bottom of it and fireworks go off. It's fucktastic.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
This is the essential toy for expanding your abilities. I love using on a glider sex chair so you can gradually increase both your length and girth.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
If I had to get just one dildo it would be this one. Probably overall the best one I have.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Nice, butt makes a better buttplug! I bought one of the very first one of this toy, and loved the texture and tapered shape. Then as I became more advanced, it got a bit boring. I took a sharp kitchen knife and some sharp scissors, and went to town re-sculpting the base. I made it into a buttplug base, and the rest is history! I strongly recommend that Mr Hankey follow suit. Much better as a plug!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Love it! Great girth, very excited with the feel and pressure it puts in all the right places
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This is about the 50th time I've rode mr hankey & got pounded with this on a strap on. Got hilted every time. Me & my gf love punishing each others assholes with toys & elbow deep fisting. We got this toy as a dilator plug with a harness see how long both of us can wear huge toys all day walking in public
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Ordered in UV Blue, 75% soft. Beautiful piece of art despite its resemblance. You won’t regret.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
open sesame! open Sesame! While the slender head just slides deeper and deeper, tickles you and you want more and more - you will be stretched well at the entrance and more open with every centimeter. Perfect at the beginning of the party as a warmup but also good to ride alone until the end. The structure feels very good without irritating. With suction cup and doggy style - you determine the speed: open sesame!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Mr Hankey is a great warm up toy. The texture is nice and holds lube well. I'm still trying to take the whole thing. I wish the fattest part was a bit closer to the middle of the length cause then it would be a great plug. Its worth it for the warm up though, it for sure makes taking some of the larger toys possible.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Monster black probe. Tapered with slight curve first 6 inch and bam full stretch. Opened and deep penitration with light textures. Will scratch that deep itch and leave you with twitching bottom wanting more feeling.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Bought this as a warm up for my thicker ones, almost didn't get to use them! The texture is awesome, noticable without being overstimulating, and I like the gradual increase in girth, perfect for beginners and more seasoned players. The extra depth was good, good preparation for stump n dump or deeper reaching toys. Very pleased with it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
WOOF!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
MH Original is a great tool for anal masturbation. I have three other MH dildos XLs and The Original is unique. The texture is great for intense stimulation. The tapered shape feels good for depth but provides a great stretch with each stroke. I use all toys on fuck machine at slow or medium speeds. Oink.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Probably the best you I have ever purchased from Mr Hankey
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
OMG! So ugly! So GOOD!!! Upon opening I thought oh no, I've done it again, too big, will never use it, so disappointed... then I tried it and holy shit! Too big? Nope, easily swallowed over half and was getting further down with each stroke - figure I'll be at 3/4 next go then hopefully the whole thing! Ugly? Yep but that's half the attraction - looks kinky as getting fucked with it! I like looking pretty during my sessions and being violated by something so ugly and disgusting is just so hot! The width looks intimidating yet somehow it just works, it glides in and out easily and you can feel the bumpy texture perfectly. Highly recommend this toy!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Reached new depths with this. Felt magical as I got down to the last couple inches, going places I’ve never gone before ❤️
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Wowwow Mr.hankys delivers again what a beautiful toy throbbing just thinking about it with my growing collection of Mr.hankys toys only problem is that I can't get them in multiple or marbling colors maybe if we can get enough people requesting to bring back the awesomeness dont get me wrong black brown beige are nice or other solid colors but marbling looks rich they are one of a kind no to are the same I usually purchase 2 or 3 then I get infatuated with the colors and order more this was a short order but still happy got 75%black first solid black mr.hanky would be beautiful in gold and black marbling or red with black marbling going to leave in its plastic for the night and hold it next to me while I sleep tomorrow I am going to introduce to Kong and put in some work I have other larger toys Hankey's is just a warm up
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
A great trainer. Wanted something to help me go deeper and give a good stretch. A smooth taper, nice texture and plenty of size makes Mr Hankey a real nice ride. 75% soft and black. Looks good, feels great
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Love the girth and size of this toy. Looking forward to many hole stretching with Mr. Hankey
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Feels amazing! Just wish it was bigger. Would love more size options.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Packaging could have been better. Or even a bag to contain it and prevent contamination or touching other toys that are not as well made and could pass dyes
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Can’t get it all in yet. Tickling all the right spots so far. The original product is great.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
This is my new favorite dildo! Part of my first purchase from Mr. Hankey’s Toys. My former favorite was the Doc Johnson John Holmes dildo. I wanted one with a thinner tip for more depth. It’s really great for depth — as well as a real stretch for your hole, as it gets pretty thick. You can’t go wrong with this great product. Thank you Mr. Hankey’s Toys!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I love this toy. Very helpful with depth training and a small stretch for the advanced width player. It's so smooth on the hole.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Mr. Hankey will help you to nudge your colon open and the 75% soft is flexible enough to bend and help straighten out left hand turns. I have both the 75% soft and the med-firm. I love them both. He’s quite girthy further down too!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Exactly as I expected.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
December 06, 2020 I recently purchased this toy (Mr Hankey's first toy?) in 75% soft. This toy is a great way to gradually stretch and go deeper. Because of the taper I can use it as a warm up toy and for a stimulating ride, intense if thrusted more aggressively. The texture just seems a perfect fit for this rather odd looking toy and it feels great (holds lube well too). Once again customer service was great and shipping was really fast. A great experience altogether!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I love “Big Hank” as I refer to Mr. Hankey as! I may not talk to him like I would a partner or close friend, but I do open up to him, figuratively and literally.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I love this dildo! The gentle taper at the top part allows me to use it as a warmup toy and then I can plunge it all the way in for a big stretch! It’s like two toys in one. And the pebbled surface holds the lube so it doesn’t get wiped off. I highly recommend it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
This one is great, the tip of it is small enough to get in without too much effort and then it get wider pretty quickly. It definitely fills you up, and I haven't even gotten the whole thing in yet. Definitely worth the purchase.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
At first, Mr. Hankey overwhelmed. The first half foot felt incredible but the wall of girth stopped me cold. That is, until this last time. I'd bought a Sea Horse and in my first day, owned it. Inspired, needy, I pulled my Mr Hankey from a bucket of steamy hot water and greased it. I greased myself. I planted Mr. Hankey upright on a stool and like I had a dozen times before, I perched on the tip. A brief moment of doubt. Riding those first inches. Insane feels and liquifying heat. That obscene texture. Filling. Pleasuring. Relentless stretching. Something clicked. I squatted harder. Those last inches like fucking my ass with the the trunk of a massive oak tree. My buns hit the base. Mr. Hankey was in, completely, gloriously in. Thunder and Lightning. Fireworks. The crowd leaps to its feet and goes wild!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
It's big and a challenge but it's also soft and durable !!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
This is the toy i’ve been looking for. Awesome feel and firmness, stretch training like no other.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Might take a little practice, but its awesome
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Great, but wish it had a suction base.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I was surprised how easy it was to insert Mr. Hankey. It is a very pleasurable toy. Don't over look this one. Those not usually into large dildos might find just using the tip for play can make it a worthwhile toy. The first is often the best and this started it all for Mr. Hankey.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Top tool to stretch my sissy slave's 'male pussy'
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
great toy, good full feeling, goes in so well. great toy of beginning to work on depth.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
The ORIGINAL Mr. H. toy, I got this in the first weeks of their beginning! In fact the mold was failing and it has some funky texture and the “black” color is actually a translucent grey. Not a problem, still love the shape and texture. This toy is ideal for those still training for diameter and depth! The tip is small, flexible and widens gently to a fatter width at seven inches depth (where most people have the bend to the sigmoid colon). The fat base is amazing with that texture. I modified mine to be a giant deep buttplug. I carved a narrower neck, 2” diameter at the base, and it stays in fairly well. Great toy to wear under latex shorts! It’s actually comfortable for me, for an hour or two. Great filled pressure and depth, with nice stimulation of the bend: a very orgasmic feeling!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I have had a lot of fun and pushed my limits with this toy, I just couldn't conquer the depth but loved the width near the bottom so I cut it in half and it leaves me so loose now, I love it!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Awesome product!!! Works just as described!!! Thanx to you Mr. Hankey and staff!!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Easy to get going, but hard to conquer. Texture is different but not bad.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Circumference near head (rim):
6.50" 16.51cm
Circumference near middle:
9.50" 24.13cm
Circumference near base:
9.00" 22.86cm
Overall length:
13.00" 33.02cm
Insertable length:
12.25" 31.12cm
Texture:
Smooth/Bumpy Texture
Strapon Ring Size:
2.50" 6.35cm
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
