Mister HankeysJanuary 27. 2025

Top 10 sex toys from Mr. Hankey's you must try

With so many adult toys for you to choose from, we understand how you could easily get overwhelmed. This is why we’ve decided to create the perfect list of the best sex toys from Mr. Hankey's Toys. So, if you don’t know where to get started, this list will surely come in handy.

That said, which toys you’ll find to be the most appealing will mainly depend on your personal naughty preferences. Do you enjoy having fun with ultra-realistic dildos? Or you’d much rather get down to the fantasy world with sexual fantasy toys instead? The choice is yours.

Feel free to browse through our store as much as you want. The process of browsing is super simple and swift. You should not experience any difficulties finding the right kind of toys to satisfy your urges. But if you need some help to get started, let’s talk about that!

Realistic vs. fantasy toys

Realistic vs Fantasy Toys

Which ones do you prefer? Once you have your answer, browsing through our collection of toys won’t be difficult. We allow you to browse through all the products together, or you can browse separately for realistic or fantasy sex toys.

Don’t worry; we have the best realistic dildos and some of the most interesting designs. Who said that these dildos have to look boring? Some of our realistic designs are modeled by the real thing, while others allow us to use our imagination.

However, realistic designs are created to make your experience a lot more real. So what if your sexy fantasies include inhuman creatures? For example, maybe you’ve watched too much hentai, and now you want to have sex with a mythical creature? Don’t worry; we have everything from hentai dildo designs to anything else you might be itching for.

Well, below, you have some of the best realistic and fantasy dildos to choose from, depending on your naughty preferences.

1.   Drew Sebastian

You’ve all seen this guy in action. He is known for his handsome looks and massive shaft, so of course, we had to model one of our realistic sex toys by him. This is a huge dildo that will tickle all the right spots for you if that is what you’d like. Of course, we modeled the piercing at the top of his penis, as well.

Drew Sebastian is known for his large tool, and we decided to incorporate that. But we also know that many of you guys love to get down and dirty with huge dildos. So, that is why this model comes in three bigger sizes than the original. Check them out, and choose the XXXL dildo if you are a pro.

2.   The End Zone

Some people love the length; others prefer the girth… well if you also prefer the latter, The End Zone is a perfect choice. This is a realistic sex toy with a wide girth nearing the top. The tip is still narrow enough to make it easy to insert, and then it gives you that intense experience mid-way through!

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The small option is still quite big, so keep that in mind. But if you think you can handle more than others, then you should definitely check out the XXL dildo option whenever you can. This toy is very popular with experienced backdoor enjoyers, so if you are one of them, you are going to have a blast!

3.   Monster Dildo

With a name like that, you already know what to expect, right? The Monster Dildo has the perfect curved design for all the lovers of uncircumcised toys. This is a realistic sex toy with the ideal uncircumcised design. It is quite large, but it comes in a medium size as well.

Although it is not as massive as other toys originally, it is available in the 4XL option, which means that if you really want the biggest dildo, you can have it. The design has a flaring base, as well. So, it is super safe to use as long as you know what you are getting yourself into.

4.   Atlas
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Who can possibly resist a realistic BBC dildo? Nobody! We understand that many of our shoppers love the shape and size of big black penises, and we decided to give you a couple of designs. Technically, you can make any design into a BBC dildo, because we allow you to change the color to your naughty preferences.

However, Atlas was meant to show you the incredible side of a BBC dildo. It is quite wide, offering that incredible impact right off the bat. It has a narrow top, so the insertion is easy. If you love pleasures with an intense sensation, you are going to love this design. Plus, it is available in larger sizes if you are brave enough.

5.   Stump n’ Dump

How about something a lot different? Who said that a toy needs to have a penis shape to be enjoyable? At Mr. Hankey's you have so many other options to consider, and one of the more popular choices is the Stump n’ Dump toy. This is a realistic stump toy cast directly from Mr. Hankey’s arm!

It is great for everyone who wants to be stretched open while also enjoying the generous length of the toy. It has an interesting design, with lots of curves and a flared base for safety. The toy is available in many sizes, so pick whichever one suits your preferences just right.

6.   Taintacle

Just with that name, you know that you are going to see a sexual fantasy toy! This toy has a simple design to satisfy your tentacle preferences. Have you ever watched a tentacle hentai, and you just wanted to have some fun with those long, curvy tentacles yourself?

Even better, combine the Taintacle toy with a lot of lubricants, and you can easily make your naughty tentacle fantasies come to life. It will be slimy, curvy, and perfect in all aspects. This fantasy dildo is quite popular among hentai lovers. It comes in four sizes, has a nice curved shaft, and imitates the tentacle and balls at the flared base.

7.   Hentai Dildo

We also have a model called “hentai” for all the right reasons. This fantasy sex toy is not for the weak-hearted. It is quite wide all the way through. So, even the point of insertion is not easy unless you are experienced. But don’t worry, there are different sizes you can choose from, so maybe the smallest option is a good idea for beginners.

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If you are already experienced and you love intense pleasures, the XL option is better. Our hentai dildo has tentacles all around it. It is textured and designed to look like the real deal, with a flared base for safety!

8.   Dildos & Dragons

Considering how popular dragons are, especially when we fantasize about naughty things, we have a couple of different designs for you to consider. In fact, there are three different dragon dildoe options for you to consider. These dragon dildos all have different shapes and sizes, with curves and textures all designed differently, as well.

Some of them are designed to look like winged textures, others have a flared body, and some are very basic instead. With three dragon dildo designs, there’s no denying that you are going to find the one that perfectly suits your taste with ease. Just check them out and have some juicy fun!

9.  Kthulu

This is a very niche choice, but you’d be surprised how many people have fantasized about this creature. The Kthulu dildo has a very interesting design and definitely represents what the penis of that creature would actually look like.

Of course, Kthulu looks different for all of us… so if you have a different color in mind, you are free to choose whatever you prefer. You can even have the metallic finish if you want. This fantasy dildo has curves, textures, and ridges all around, and it definitely offers some rather interesting sensations. 

10.   BFG

To all the lovers of anal beads who are looking for something similar, the BFG option might just be what you are itching for. This is a giant dildo that has a curvy body that resembles balls. However, all the balls are connected and will give you an amazing pop sensation on the way in and out.

Each ball in the body is bigger than the previous, so you can get easily used to the sensations if this is your first time. Of course, even this adult sex toy comes in various sizes! It has ridges on the back and front of the toy, with a narrow base for easy insertion.

Choose your ideal model and have fun!
Choose Your Ideal Model and Have Fun

Mr. Hankey's Toys has been around for quite some time. We’ve perfected the manner in which we design toys, both realistic and fantasy options. So, regardless of the types of adult toys you are searching for, we got your back. Ordering is super easy, as well. Find the toys you fancy, add them to your cart, proceed to the checkout, and we will deliver your dirty little secret without anyone even knowing!