Member since 2023
A big meaty entrance and a wide birth on the way out
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This is the perfect size for me right now. After the small boss hog this is a very good stretch. A nice thick top that feels great when finally making it past to the more narrow rest at the bottom. Just when I was starting to wonder if I would make it past the bulge then feeling its big top half make its way in deeper as I slowly attempted to take its full length. This will take a long while but that is why I got it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Feels great! Super smooth almost too smooth. Little difficult to manage while solo in the 75%. May order the 40% ro see if that helps with solo sessions. Thank you again mrhankeystoys!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Love the shape, my eyes were bigger than my hole,
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Another amazing product can't wait to go bigger
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I love the feel of toys that are larger at the tip and narrow at the base. Geoff gives that! (Once passed the head!) My only concern with this big boy is to have taken it in medium firm. I should have went with the 75% soft and so should you ;-)
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
this is like having a fist up in you ass perfect to used on FUck Machines
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
It´s not home at this moment
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
This was exactly as I expected. It’s really big. Right on the edge for me of being too big. That is what makes it so special. I highly recommend. The pulse of thicker-thinner stretching and releasing combined with full penetration of 12” is overwhelming. In a very good way.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Exactly what i was expecting. Thanks for providing such quality products and services. Don't stop doing what you are doing.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Of the three toys I bought...this is my favourite! I cannot get enough of him....I bought him in medium firm ...I like my cocks hard ...not soft...it took me to heaven since the first time....
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I bought Geoff in Medium firm and black color. I was with him today. It was one of the best bbcs i have ever had in a long time....extasi...extasi....
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Love it so far. Although I will say the section toward to top is 10.25” in circumference at its thickest, so be warned. I haven’t gotten it all the way yet but I need some more practice with depth thickness.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
To thick, had to throw away
Member since 2021
Huge cock, takes a while to stretch myself open for it. but so satisfying. Love being wrecked by this huge dildo. recommend 75% firmness.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
AMAZING!!!!! LOVE THE SMOOTH TEXTURE!!!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Its huge! Get 75% soft...over 3" wide !
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
It's great but a size down would be amazing! I bet you'd sell more since it is a design that few dildos have with the wide to narrow at the base.
Member since 2021
Too big!
Member since 2021
oof! geoff is buff!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Amazing
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Way too big n heavy.
Member since 2021
The best toy I ever had! I heared a lot about Mr. Hankey, and wanted to try it by myself one day. The first problem was which one should be my first one? I bought GEOFF (75% soft) because its one size, and with one size you cant go wrong. :) This thing is really something special. It was very good investment and it worth every euro that I spent for it! This one is the first in a row, and two more are on the way. Can only recommand it to any bottom / beginner / anyone that likes to play with dildos. Mr. Hankey will lead you to the next level. A friend for life!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I have this in 75% soft. I wouldn't recommend anything softer for this toy, because the shaft is much thinner at bottom, and even with 75% it wants to bend. Geoff is very smooth, and there are no pronounced ridges, so there is much less need for a soft toy. But be aware how big 9.75 is. Mine measures 10 inches circumference at its widest.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Took a few months to get to the widest point. Once you get past that it pulls its self right in. Smooth texture feels great. I warm it up first feels so real. I wish there was one just a little less wide but the same shape so you feel the pull after the wide spot for those time you are in the mood to ride hard with out that much width. Maybe a quarter inch less. Make sure you get the plug hole hard to handle alone without it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Circumference near head (rim):
9.75" 24.77cm
Circumference near base:
8.25" 20.96cm
Overall length:
12.75" 32.39cm
Insertable length:
11.75" 29.85cm
Texture:
Smooth/Light Texture
Strapon Ring Size:
2.50" 6.35cm
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
