Shell Yeah! and Alien Love T-shirts showing the back and front design
Alien Love T-shirt showing front with Logo of Alien near the heart
Alien Love T-shirt showing the back side with larger design of Aliens
Shell Yeah! T-shirt showing front with logo of shell yeah near the heart
Shell Yeah! T-shirt showing the back side with larger design of Shell yeah monsters
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Shell Yeah! and Alien Love T-shirts showing the back and front design
Alien Love T-shirt showing front with Logo of Alien near the heart
Alien Love T-shirt showing the back side with larger design of Aliens
Shell Yeah! T-shirt showing front with logo of shell yeah near the heart
Shell Yeah! T-shirt showing the back side with larger design of Shell yeah monsters
Chart that shows the sizes of each t-shirt design

Mr.Hankey's Toys NEW! HANKEY'S TOYS SHIRTS

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Hankey’s Toys T-Shirts – Exclusive Collectible Fantasy Graphic Tees

Show Off Your Passion with These Limited-Edition Designs!
For the first time, Hankey’s Toys T-Shirts are here! These premium-quality, limited-edition graphic tees celebrate fantasy, sci-fi, and adventure with bold, conversation-starting designs. Whether you’re a longtime collector or new to the Hankey’s community, these exclusive shirts let you express your fun, playful, and sex-positive spirit in style.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, these shirts are ultra-soft, breathable, and made to last. Perfect for everyday wear, conventions, festivals, or casual lounging, they’re designed for comfort and bold self-expression.

*Pictured: Shell Yeah! and Alien Love T-Shirts – Limited stock available.

 
Choose Your Favorite Limited-Edition Design

Two Exclusive Prints—Get Yours Before They’re Gone!

Shell Yeah! – Embrace the deep-sea fantasy with this aquatic-inspired design featuring Seahorse, Taintacle, and Kthulu. Ideal for collectors and oceanic adventure lovers.
Alien Love—Take your collection out of this world with this sci-fi-themed print featuring BFG, Sigmaloid, and Alien. It's perfect for space explorers and intergalactic dreamers.
Act Fast – Once These Limited Edition Prints Sell Out, They Won’t Return!

 
Find Your Perfect Fit – Size Guide

✔ Available Sizes: Small (S) – XXL
✔ True-to-size fit: Relaxed yet flattering for all body types
✔Pro Tip: If you love a looser fit, order one size up for a more relaxed feel!

 
Premium Quality – Built for Comfort & Durability

✔ Made from 6-oz. 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Super soft & breathable for all-day wear
✔ High-Definition Graphic Prints – Designed to withstand wash after wash
✔ Tagless Design – No scratchy labels, just smooth, irritation-free comfort
✔ Double-Stitched Seams – Reinforced for durability and long-term wear
Every detail is crafted with collector-level quality in mind, from the vibrant, fade-resistant graphics to the luxuriously soft cotton.

 
Why Fans Love Hankey’s Toys T-Shirts
  • Exclusive First-Edition Apparel – The first official Hankey’s Toys T-Shirts; own a piece of history!
  • Made for Fantasy & Sci-Fi Lovers – Celebrate your favorite mythical creatures & space themes.
  • Perfect for Conventions, Festivals, & Everyday Wear – Wear your passion anywhere.
  • Unisex Fit for All Genders – Designed for everyone who loves a bold look.

Join thousands of fantasy lovers repping their favorite designs—grab yours today!

 
Order Now – Limited Stock Available!

Hankey’s Toys T-Shirts are a collector’s dream, and once they’re gone, they’re gone!

✔ Choose Your Design & Size
✔ Add to Cart
✔ Secure Yours Before They Sell Out!

 

Bonus: Complete your collection! Don’t forget to grab the Limited Edition Sticker Pack featuring all these creatures, which are only available for a short time!
Order now & enjoy fast, discreet shipping!

 
Return Policy

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we only accept returns on defective items. Please review the size chart carefully before purchasing. Have questions? Contact us—we’re happy to help!

 

A Note About International Orders

We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging to ensure privacy. Upon delivery, customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes.

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A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

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