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Mr.Hankey's Toys NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES

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Rule 34: Feline Dildo – A Purr-Fectly Playful Design

The Rule 34: Cat Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is an imaginative and bold creation inspired by the infamous 34th rule of the internet. This handcrafted fantasy dildo brings a playful twist to your collection, merging internet humor with premium quality and functional design. Featuring a smooth, tapered body and feline-inspired accents, it’s perfect for those looking to add a touch of whimsy to their pleasure.

*Pictured in Pale Flesh-Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary.
 
Perfect for Adventurous Users

Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.

Looking for a quick 5-10 minute read to help you purchase your own Rule 34: Cat Dildo? Read our blog “A Guide to Choosing the Perfect Fantasy Toys” here.
 
Key Features:
  • Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
  • Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
  • Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
 
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy

The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.

Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.
Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
 
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.
 
Custom Firmness Options:
  • 40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
  • 75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
  • Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.

  • Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.

Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun

Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:

  • Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
  • Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
  • Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
 
Order Now – Add Whimsy to Your Play
Embrace the humor and adventure of Rule 34 with this imaginative, feline-inspired monster dildo. Whether it’s a nod to your favorite internet lore or a playful addition to your collection, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo is sure to make every moment memorable. Order now and let your imagination run wild!

 

Return Policy 

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.


A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS 

Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.
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RULE 34: CAT DILDO - MED

Circumference near head (rim):

6" 15.24cm

Circumference near middle:

9" 22.86cm

Circumference near base:

7.75" 19.69cm

Overall length:

10.25" 26.04cm

Insertable length:

7.75" 19.69cm

Texture:

muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding

Strapon Ring Size:

3" 7.62cm

RULE 34: CAT DILDO - LG

Circumference near head (rim):

7.25" 18.42cm

Circumference near middle:

10.25" 26.04cm

Circumference near base:

9" 22.86cm

Overall length:

12" 30.48cm

Insertable length:

9.13" 23.19cm

Texture:

muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding

Strapon Ring Size:

3" 7.62cm

RULE 34: CAT DILDO - XL

Circumference near head (rim):

7.75" 19.69cm

Circumference near middle:

11.75" 29.85cm

Circumference near base:

10.25" 26.04cm

Overall length:

13.5" 34.29cm

Insertable length:

10.25" 26.04cm

Texture:

muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding

Strapon Ring Size:

N/A

RULE 34: CAT DILDO - 2XL

Circumference near head (rim):

8.75" 22.23cm

Circumference near middle:

13.25" 33.66cm

Circumference near base:

11.5" 29.21cm

Overall length:

15" 38.10cm

Insertable length:

11.75" 29.85cm

Texture:

muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding

Strapon Ring Size:

N/A

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

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